WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
Accidentally clicking on a porn blog
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you
"People tell stories of spectres and beasts from beyond the Nether, but they forget that true monsters walk among them — mortal men hungry for blood and power."
i hope korra dies in the book 4 finale and then we get a midquel where we can see aang being a shitty dad for like eight seasons
I think I just peed my pants.
WOW! 4LL TH4T 3Y3 C4NDY